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Joke of the Day

"So, I went out and had a few drinks.. I decided to take a bus home. So this morning I awoke and I don't know what to do with the bus parked in my driveway."

"In his prime, Richard Simmons was, at best, in just okay shape."

"I feel sorry for kids today but mostly because their cartoons are terrible."

"""That's what"" -She"

"[3 days into dieting] *sees ad for burger & fries* *drowns in his own saliva*"

"Hey, did you hear about the Mexican-Indian twins that just moved in next door? They're identical too! Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."

"I texted my girlfriend ""goodnight, love you"" but accidentally sent it to my boss. Now Its awkward, cause he holds my hand during meetings."

"A former boxer decided to go into the writing business There is no punchline."

"Two toothpicks are walking the forest. When all of a sudden a hedgehog walks by. The one toothpick says to the other, ""When did this place get a bus?"""

"What did Dexter forget to bring to Art Class? Supplies Mother Fucker"