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Joke of the Day
"Where on LinkedIn do I add my current gang memberships"
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"""i said make him fetch"" yeah? ""what have you done"" he looks pretty fetching to me *dog in shirt & tie* does he have a job interview or somet"
"At this point, websites with sudden talking ads have probably taken more years off my life than smoking ever could."
"Whats an African-American's favorite fare? Welfare."
"Listen Target, I always try products before I buy them and if that means dry humping the shit out of your body pillows in aisle 9, so be it."
"Have you guys heard about the Indian coat check? His name was Mahatma Coat."
"Do you guys know the story about the broken pencil? Nevermind, it has no point."
"So then the otaku says... That's no body pillow. That's my wife!"
"On the eve of her execution, a woman is asked what her last meal will be. ""I don't know. What do you want?"""
"What do you call a Mexican fighting a Priest? (slightly offensive) Alien vs. Predator"