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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol won't mend a broken heart.But that doesn't mean I won't try it again tonight."
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"JOKE: How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes? They have a ""JOKE"" disclaimer tag"
"Me: Got a hot date this weekend? Coworker: Ummm...no. Me: I know. I was just reminding you. Coworker...."
"What did the poker dealer say to LMFAO? Everyday I'm shufflin'."
"Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!"
"I'm like a midget with premature ejaculation I have a lot of shortcomings"
"Going through the dealership lot with the salesman, pointing at every car and asking, ""what kinda robot does that one turn into?"""
"Come forth... And God said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"Philip Hughes joke 1 (warning: probably offensive to some) Did you hear Philip Hughes can't play a hook shot to save his life."
"Sql Query A Sql query walks up to two tables in a restaurant and asks: ""Mind if I join you?"""