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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol won't mend a broken heart.But that doesn't mean I won't try it again tonight."
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"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink."
"""The last thing I want to do is hurt you. First I want to date you & get to know you."""
"That mini heart attack you have when you're in bed half asleep and you suddenly feel like you're falling."
"Whats Dj Khaleds Favourite Jetski Brand? Kawasakey"
"A police facial artist tried drawing a suspect's face... It was a bit *sketchy*"
"When someone asks me if I'm busy, it always sounds like a trick question."
"10 WARNING SIGNS THAT YOU'RE CURRENTLY READING A LIST"
"What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse? Depressing. \**crickets**"
"My Uncle said this now that there are two popes Two popes walk into a bar with Yankee caps on. The bartender says, ""Didn't you guys use to be Cardinals?"""