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"I like my women how I like my coffee... Cheap, and from a third world country"
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"Walter White decided to buy a pizza for his son Walter: Hey son I bought you a pizza so you can share it with your friends. Flynn: Thanks dad, how much do I owe you? Walter: It's on the house."
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