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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trumps favorite album? The Wall"
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"Blonde Joke of the day Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."" :-D"
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face"
"What did the leper say after he was finished with the prostitute? Keep the tip."
"How do you identify a Vegan, Crossfitter, Navy SEAL, or tranny? Don't worry about it, they will tell you."
"Weed is better than beer because with weed the ugly chick stays ugly."
"In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep."
"I need to pick up a random hunky guy in a bar, bring him home, have him invite a friend, and THEN mention that I need furniture rearranged"
"How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms!"
"me: time to apologize. did you eat the receipt? 8: yup me: ok cause if mom finds out we bought these flowers at the grocery store we're dead"