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Joke of the Day

"When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_75cA3xmssM"

"Women are kinda like engines. You gotta show them a little TLC to get all your money's worth out of them, and every now you have to choke them to get them to turnover."

"Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."

"Dropping the bass So my friend tells me she respects people who play the bass. I reply with the following: ""the only bass I like is the base that drops."" Tell me Reddit, tell me I'm hilarious."

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it would scare the shit out of the dog."

"What would you do if you were a ghost?"

"I dated a half Asian girl Her mom was Korean Her dad was Korean Her legs got ripped off in the car accident."

"If nerds play RPGs, what do Geeks play? RBGs."

"The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters So Trump can't tweet it"

"What did the super smart dude say to the moron?"