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Joke of the Day
"What would you do if you were a ghost?"
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"Me: *Buys nutribullet* will this baby take down a vegan? Cashier: No, it's not an actual bu... Me: *loads nutrigun* Cashier: What the heck?"
"Breaking news: A helicopter has crash landed into a cemetery in Ireland The pilots didn't survive, and so far local police have recovered 956 bodies."
"I often break into song The keys are so well hidden"
"I realized today that the Vans logo looks like a square root symbol. It's probably because they're so radical."
"When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
"A little boy went up to his father and asked, ""Dad, where did my intelligence come from?"" His father replied, ""well, son, you probably got it from your mom, because I still have mine."""
"How to kill 20 flies at once Slap an Ethiopian"
"What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning? Straight talk."
"Knock knock"