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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: I'm stuck on you."
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"Nice try, private caller. I don't answer the phone if I know you either."
"What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls? You run. You run so far away."
"What's the difference between a Goodyear tire and 365 condoms? One is a Goodyear and one is a great year"
"I once asked a Frenchman if he plays video games. He responded, ""Oui."" I told him Xbox is better."
"I lost my job at the calendar factory. My boss said it was unacceptable that I'd taken a few days off."
"What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice? A ricest."
"whatever you do Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood."
"What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food? There goes my gyroooo"
"What do you call a Roman with pubic hairs stuck between his teeth? Glad-he-ate-her."