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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: I'm stuck on you."

"Porn is getting worse and worse by day (it's sick) even 5 yr olds are shaving their pussies."

"My inability to pronounce Spanish names makes me sad, and I'm not even Jaoquin."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? ""Juan"""

"Why did sally fall of the swing? she had no arms"

"Christmas is my favorite four months of the year."

"A friend of mine recently asked me what ballerina's wear... But I just couldn't put tu and tu together."

"Did you hear about the restroom for pencils? It's for #2 only."

"My parents always warned me about having sex before marriage... But somehow I'm in their wedding picture."

"When you have to poop so bad it comes out just as you reach the toilet... That's the shit I don't like."