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Joke of the Day

"Nice try, private caller. I don't answer the phone if I know you either."

"So baby Jesus grows up to be Santa or..."

"I'm having an existential crisis because I dialed a wrong number and the man who answered asked me, ""Who is you?!"""

"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption."

"What do you call a black man on the ISS? An astronaut."

"STAYCATION DAY 1: Filled the birdbath with Nescafe just to see the startled look on those vagrant House Finches."

"Why would I donate 2 to save a kid's life? I'd rather spend that 2 on a condom to prevent a kid's life."

"A boy and a gorilla walk into a bar... The boy says ""first shot's on me"" The gorilla replies ""nah, I got this"""

"6-year-old: Where did the tornado go? Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where? Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy?"

"What country has the strictest dress code? Thai-land."