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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Roman with pubic hairs stuck between his teeth? Glad-he-ate-her."
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"Can't believe New Zealand are introducing a new flag just as I finished memorising the old one."
"Of course every kiss begins with k. That's how the English language works, stupid."
"I hate when someone makes the comment ""he says what we're all thinking"" when he obviously said nothing about sexy lesbians."
"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy who's pushing it."
"Are you guys gonna enjoy your weekend I'm not I'll probably obsess over the problems I create in my mind then maybe eat something I regret"
"When ever I make Eggs Benedict, I always serve it on a hubcap. Cause there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
"What do you call a limp and deaf dog? By it's name if it has one"