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Joke of the Day
"Wife: Where did all this glitter come from? Me: Jake, at State Farm."
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"My dad said ""Do your chemistry homework, okay?"" Potassium"
"A note to the mods "
"I hate people that can't tell the difference between ""you're"" and ""your"" their so stupid"
"Top 5 oxymorons: 1. Jumbo shrimp 2. Civil war 3. Virtual reality 4. Great outdoors 5. Family vacation"
"I like to do the same thing to my girlfriend that I do with my drum set Pretend that I have one"
"How do we get rid of Ebola? Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane"
"Why does Hillary Clinton want to have sex with Bill first thing in the morning? She wants to be the first lady."
"What do you call a cute shortcoming? Flaww"
"Deja Vu When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends."