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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Where did all this glitter come from? Me: Jake, at State Farm."

"Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters."

"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Dishes"" ""Dishes who?"" ""Dishes a very bad joke"" ...Credits to Sans..."

"Guys are probably not very good at Yoga, mainly because every move for them would be called "" The uncomfortable Sausage"""

"Did you guys hear about the girl that had three vaginas? She kept getting fucked left, right and centre."

"PRANK TIME: tie your friend's shoelaces together and when he tries to walk throw a wolf at him"

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10? Because Seven ate Nine!"

"i don't think i can go back to a white president"

"My Muslim neighbor came to my house and asked ""Have you seen Mahid lately?"" I said, ""No, just your eyes."""

"You know how horny the Romans were back then? For fuck's sake, they even nailed Jesus!"