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Joke of the Day

"You can give a centaur a fish AND lead him to water, which is pretty awesome."

"A vegan, an atheist and a reformed ex-smoker walk into a bar. Everyone else in the bar leaves."

"Premature ejaculating searches young woman... Oh.... nevermind"

"CW: if you repeatedly see a cardinal, it's the spirit of a loved one. I think that's my mom Me: that's nice. Your mom just shit on that guy"

"What do Bruce Lee and my dick have in common?(NSFW) They both have the 1 inch punch."

"What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter, and they'll always come back."

"What do you call an Indian guy who's seen it all? Been-there Done-that Sorry if it's been posted before but I just heard it from my Indian friend and thought I'd share"

"Ask Me If I'm A Tomato"

"Son:Dad's trick or treating as a ghost in a bed sheet? Wife:& heels,eye patch & his hand stuck in a Nutella jar. More like a ghost on ambien"

"The Doctor was puzzled ""I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble Mahoney. I think it must be drink. "" ""Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley I'll come back when you're sober."""