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Joke of the Day
"Premature ejaculating searches young woman... Oh.... nevermind"
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"Autocorrect changed ""you flatter me"" to ""you flatten me"" and shit just got really weird."
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"I entered my first masturbation competition at the weekend... I came last"
"Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head? Lice. Lice, maybe."
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"All the while you have been waiting for 2016.. and suddenly comes 2015S :D"
"Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !"
"As much as I disagree with Donald Trumps policies, we agree one one major and vital thing... We would both love to fuck his daughter."
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