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Joke of the Day

"What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter, and they'll always come back."

"How do you get a touchdown at Penn State? Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky."

"My 5 year old daughter wants a Tampon for Christmas She has no idea what it is, but she knows what you can do with it. Swim, ride, hike, dance, play tennis, ..."

"What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence? Udder destruction"

"What's the difference between ISIS and a prostitute? Not much, give or take a few heads."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? Sorry I can't get hard right now. I just got laid."

"SON: Is it true trees kill more people than wild animals do? [tree hiding in broom closet tenses up] DAD: Nonsense. [tree sighs in relief]"

"How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend? With a John Deere letter."

"What do you call a hard working midget? A little elbow grease ^just ^thought ^of ^this ^one"

"If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind a car, you get exhausted."