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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? It said Focus."
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"If I'm ever in an accident while driving and tweeting and you're the first person to arrive on the scene, grab my phone and press ""Send."""
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"The French government has issued a statement regarding the recent string of terrorist attacks. Oui surrender"
"The cow says ""moo"", the horse says ""neigh""... The dog says ""That person...Edward..."""
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"What's the difference between batman and a black person? Batman can go to the store without robin'"