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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom? The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)"

"In the today's news a man was caught attempting to pickpocket Warwick Davis. Don't know how anyone could stoop so low."

"What's the problem with North Korea? It has no Seoul!!"

"Why don't women parachute naked? Cause they would whistle on the way down"

"I just got a bunch of cool apps and games for my Windows Phone"

"Why did the doctor go the furniture store? Because he needed a stool sample."

"Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball? Because he couldn't find a date!"

"I used to have phone sex now I have hearing aids"

"Tragic News: Plane carrying Donald Trump underwent massive turbulence, lost engine power, stalled, but landed safely."

"So Porifera are hanging out in the ocean 680 million years ago.. ..when a Ctenophore swims by. One to the other asks, ""What just happened there?"" Buddy says ""Eumetazoa."""