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Joke of the Day
"Why is Reddit called Reddit? Because you've probably read it before."
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"a coca-cola can and a dr pepper bottle are having an emotional talk... coca-cola asked why dr pepper had been bottling up his feelings for so long!"
"What is the difference between ooh and aah? Just three inches."
"Lifes a bitch Grab it by the pussy"
"No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves."
"Security frantically searching my pockets not realizing I'm stealing the trench coat"
"What did the boots say to the cowboy? You ride -- I'll go on foot."
"My wife said I needed to grow up I was speechless It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth"
"I saw a scary looking Middle-Eastern man so Iran"
"""Wow, this relationship is really rocky. I bet a wedding and baby will solve everything!"" Women logic."