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Joke of the Day
"Why are there commercials for milk? Who still doesn't know about milk?"
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"What do sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? They're both fucking close to water."
"Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead? - Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills"
"What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college? Bye-son"
"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about men with tiny penises. She said ""I don't think it's in yet"" I said ""Yes, that's the one"""
"I got a call from my ex crying and telling me she was HIV+ The hardest part is always having to act surprised."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they just beat up the room for being black."
"Knock Knock, Islam Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? Allah who ackbar!!!! ***BOOM***"
"What's black and white and red allover? My dalmatian after being hit by a car"
"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? surreal"