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Joke of the Day

"When I go to Starbucks, I tell them my name is Marco. When my drink is ready and they call my name, I just keep saying Polo."

"Did you hear about the fire at the convent? Nun survived!"

"What do you call a man with a penis and a vagina? Andy Tohaveapenisandavagina"

"Donald Trump I was told this was a place to post jokes, and that's the best one I know."

"What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !"

"I think everyone agrees that the lowest form of earth on this planet are child pornographers. They are the scum of the earth and should be tried as adults."

"What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains? If you answered ""I don't know."" I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up."

"[bar] HER: wanna get outta here? *winks* ME: hell ya HER: whatya thinkin? ME: lets go to my place and arm wrestle HER: what? ME: u scared?"

"Kentucky Derby trivia - Why don't female jockeys shave their pussies? They like their fur long! I'll show myself out..."

"What are you if you aren't European? Eurapoopin. -my daughter"