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Joke of the Day
"The necrophiliac thought she was sleeping with a dead body But then he came to."
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"Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm? The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk."
"2017 won't be all bad For the few people living just the right distance away from the nuclear strikes,the radiation will cure their cancer."
"Friendzone at its' best How to make friends tell a woman you love her, she'll say ""I think we are good as friends"""
"an elevator what can a elevator do but a mexican family cant. raise a child PLS IM NOT RACIST DONT HATE"
"In Canada, every board game is called ""Sorry!"""
"If I wasn't too busy adulting... I'd be kidding"
"A ginger, a brunette and a blonde in Hell Just kidding, how could a ginger go to hell without a soul?"
"I get beavers and similar animals mixed up. I otter know better."
"Today, a hobo called me a beautiful princess, but he pronounced it ""I KNOW YOU HAVE CHANGE, YOU STUPID CRACKER BITCH!""."