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Joke of the Day
"The necrophiliac thought she was sleeping with a dead body But then he came to."
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"Had to get sticky tape and gift tags surgically removed from my body at the hospital... Proving once again that white guys can't wrap."
"For my new tattoo, I'm totally getting a chest piece of a chess piece, cause its fun to be a pun."
"ducks love bread but aparently bread is bad for ducks, so dont feed ducks bread, but love ducks even more bc theyre self-destructive like us"
"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting too fat? She fits in to your wife's clothes."
"""What happens to germaphobes?"" They wash their hands so often, they dry out and people assume they have AIDS."
"Turns out buying that meth lab on craigslist was illegal"
"What's the difference between Jeb Bush and my toilet? My toilet is still running."
"Instead of ""Juicy"" I have ""May contain gas"" written on the back of my shorts."
"What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna"