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Joke of the Day

"Flying illegally in the animal carriage are really comfortable in a way. Bad side? There're no toilet. Good side? They don't question the smell."

"Whoever said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery hasn't had a 7yo mimicking their every word for the last 10 minutes."

"What do you call a mini-golf club made of wasp testicles that's covered in Reese's Pieces? A peanut butter bee-nut putter."

"How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."

"Have you ever heard of Tupac? You probably haven't, he's pretty underground"

"They told me to spread love wherever I go. Now everyone is complaining about being covered in Nutella. You can never win with some people."

"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so I'll probably vote for it."

"What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell? Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame"

"Why did the female pirate turn lesbian? Because she did not like sea-men."

"What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party? An Impasta"