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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lizard who can't easily have sex? A reptile dysfunction"
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"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"
"What kind of pants did the Japanese porn star wear to her job interview? Bu-khakis"
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"Brad Pitt. While you're helping the world, please feed your wife."