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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the chef that died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ? Chin and Tonyk !"

"A magic tractor was driving down a country road... When suddenly it turned into a field!"

"If you find me dead after tweeting & driving, please hit SEND to get that final thought out there"

"So I was in my house masturbating... and my sister comes up to me all indignant like. She asks me what the hell is wrong with me. I reply that she should knock before coming into her room."

"What do you call it when Feminists own an independent sovereign state? A CUNTry. Yes, I'm terrible."

"Why are you so fat? Because I eat a lot of pussy"

"I'm lazy, but not 'The guy who named blackbirds' lazy."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Gag*"

"The HR takes the top 20 application folders from the pile and throw it in the trash. Those people have bad luck. We don't want people with bad luck."