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Joke of the Day

"Overslept this morning and missed church for the last 15 years."

"How does a Mexican know when he's hungry? His ass stops burning."

"How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer? It won't be there"

"What's the difference between Barack Obama and Cecil the lion? Ones an African lion, the other's a lyin' African."

"I have a pet dog who can speak. Today I walked in to my house, and he was right there waiting for me. I asked him, ""Hai Buddy, How was your day ?"" And he goes: "" rrrrRough """

"Jesus and Mary will occasionally appear on toast, or pancake, or waffles. Always breakfast foods. Why? Because it's the most important meal."

"Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon to the balls not bouncing correctly. May I suggest for her to try some better fitting underwear?"

"119 years ago today a Canadian cargo vessel sank off the coast of New York, her cargo 50,000 cases of mayonnaise. And that's why we celebrate Sinko de Mayo"

"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the w's."

"If you think you're having a bad day.. just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom"