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Joke of the Day

"The blond girl and the car What did the blond girl say when she saw the car? Answer: That's the lost one right there."

"How can you tell if a person's a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"I was with my friends when.. One of them asked the other if he was a virgin. He replied ""No, I came out mom's vagina."" I honestly don't know how to feel about this."

"Comic Sans is like if Guy Fieri were a font."

"Relationship advice: Find someone who likes (or dislikes) the same amount of air-conditioning as you, and stick with them."

"Bill Clinton's real-life aging looks like fake Back to the Future aging."

"What do you call Hitler in the water? Adolfin. Stolen from /u/NightRedditor423"

"Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer? He wanted someone who understood *capitals* and *lower* case."

"The internet connection on my phone seems to be at its fastest when I've clicked the wrong link."

"My teacher called me into her office today. She totally wants my D To go up to a C."