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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday Bill Clinton called Hillary, ""the ablest person I've ever worked with."" Well, I can see why he's a hit with the ladies."

"A person wearing a 'Snitches Get Stitches Shirt' I walked up to him and asked him where he got it. He said, ""At the local mall"" I beat his ass up."

"Why don't girls count to two? Because they ""can't even."""

"Why was 2 afraid of 4? Because 4 8 16!"

"Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants."

"Wild horses could definitely drag me away. Tame horses could too. A slightly muscular hamster probably could drag me away at this point."

"I asked the grocery store man if they had eggnog and he's like ""We only carry it at Christmastime"" so I was all ""Whatever, Hitler."""

"ram diljale janakpur"

"Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere **Knock Knock** Who's there? Not Sally."

"Cell division, explained: o 0 8 oo"