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Joke of the Day
"What is hairy and between your grandma's nipples? Her vagina"
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"Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? They're always eating out."
"No one likes a motherfucker *Except for the mother*"
"They say history is written by the winners... But actually, history is written by historians and most of them are losers."
"How does Big Boss store his photos? On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :\"
"How do you kill 20 flies at once? Slap that little Ethiopian in the face."
"Pretty sure I just did some classical ballet move as I got off the computer chair to get to the kitchen and saw a spider on my floor."
"I've just found out I can have sex at 65 I live at number 59 so it's only a short walk!"
"Submit your best! (Puns) What are your best one or two liner PUNS?"
"Employee requested for a leave and got FIRED!! ""Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."" ~ James"