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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend? Your family has impeccable taste."
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"I just read Jules Verne's 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea It sure is a story with a lot of depth."
"I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10am... I'm not really a mourning person."
"How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix? One? I say one."
"""Did you go shopping for my birthday present?"" ""Yeah and I found the perfect thing."" ""What thing is that?"" ""Nothing!"""
"What's the best rape prevention tool? A de-boning knife."
"What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it? It hurts, but olive."
"A Drinking Problem! Math Teacher: ""If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"" Student: ""A drinking problem."""
"Why are white prisoners so scary? Because you know they did it."
"People believed in Jim Jones but... Sadly, he switched to KoolAid and lost a lot of followers."