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Joke of the Day
"*Sees dead cat on the road. Walk it off buddy, you got 8 more."
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"first time posting a joke, go easy Sponge bob walks into the Krusty crab and finds mr crabs on the floor. ""Sponge bob, i need money."" Sponge bob turns around and yells ""call the Jews"""
"What did A and B look for at the beach? A ""C"" gull!"
"I stick pins and needles in the people I don't like because can't afford voodoo dolls."
"I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone."
"There is so much lead in Flint That when you pass a factory, you immediately assume that Chinese children work there"
"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever."
"1. Pour milk on floor. 2. Ask which kid did it. 3. Send them to their rooms when they don't admit it. 4. Enjoy peaceful evening."
"Mountains aren't just funny... They're hill areas."
"How did the king die? He had a bad heir day"