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Joke of the Day
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee"
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"I heard that sadomasochistic vegans like to get beet and artichoked. Some even like getting pead on. Don't turnip your nose at this."
"I was going to make a Casey Anthony joke but my mom would kill me"
"What do you call a homesick Asian? Disoriented"
"I met a Russian homosexual today His name was sir gay"
"My mom took my child into a store and left me in line to wait for Santa by myself, so now I look like a narcissistic creeper-thanks mom."
"""Have you senor self in a mirror lately?"" -Mexicintervention"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear."
"Me: What are you up to? Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor."
"Your mom doesn't have a nice bone in her body, except for mine."