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"What's black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee"
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"There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage and after marriage."
"What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old? The water washes away her tears"
"Every time you watch Jersey Shore another book commits suicide"
"Did you hear about Princess Dianas car crash? She was all over the radio. And the dash. And the windshield..."
"Lifetime TV. For women whose own lives aren't depressing enough."
"An atheist's response to witnessing the second coming of Christ. ""Well, I'll be damned."""
"And Jesus said unto Peter, ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal glory"" But Peter came fifth, and won only a toaster."
"What is Green and Oblong? A well disguised orange!"
"If you ever feel uncomfortable in your body, just remember that Pornhub wouldn't keep their fat girl category if guys didn't like it and it wasn't making them money."