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Joke of the Day
"NASA recently confirmed what I've always suspected ...even Mars has more flow than Kanye West."
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"Out of curiosity I decided to look at Pinterest, and I've decided it's basically cyber-hoarding..."
"Stuck in a hug. It went 5 seconds too long & now we're too stubborn to let go. Whoever dies first loses THE HUG WAR."
"Christmas song Single bells, Single bells. Single all the way. My crush said let's be friends. Friendzone all the way !!"
"KiK? Nope. I only joke about divorce. I'm not committed to it actually happening."
"a snare drum and crash cymbol fall out of a tree.. baduumm, tssshhh"
"Give me your best ""Why don't you make like a _______ and _______."""
"I thought I would tell you an anal sex joke Butt fuck it."
"If you hear that someone prefers natural light. You can assume they are not discussing beer."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick"""