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Joke of the Day
"Give me your best ""Why don't you make like a _______ and _______."""
Next Joke
"I nevur make the same mistake twice. NEVUR."
"God promised men that good obedient wives would be found in all 4 corners of the world, then he made the world round. What a funny guy"
"NEVER date someone that works for your cell phone provider. You're welcome."
"The mother of all Dad jokes. Dad: *Picks up caterpillar* I'll name him Hans! Person: ""Why?"" Dad: ""Because he's got lots of Hans!"""
"I think my Christmas Tree is a male. It keeps bragging about its ""trunk size."""
"Threesome? No Thanks! If I wanted to dissapoint two people at once I would just have dinner with my parents"
"What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron"
"I walked into a bar the other day... ...ouch"
"What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille? Do not touch."