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Joke of the Day

"Definition of embarassment The definition of embarassment is when you walk into a wall with a full erection and hit your nose first"

"My wife said ""If you switch off the light, I will take it up the ass."" She let out a scream. Maybe I should have waited for the bulb to cool off first..."

"If it was Pink Floyds way... They would have all of us shot!"

"What's the similarity between eating a girl out and talking to the mafia? A slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"90% of Men in Chicago have had shower sex The other 10% have never been to prison."

"It's not a flaw to have a husband, but an essential drawback to have a wife."

"What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees? Derek Bin Jeter"

"(OC) A little joke I just made up... Homeless people never get inside jokes."

"What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff? Baa-Dum-Sss"

"Why is oral sex with your wife like being interviewed by the police? One slip of the tongue and your in the shit."