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Joke of the Day
"It's not a flaw to have a husband, but an essential drawback to have a wife."
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"Wheather you have a lot of sex or watch porn frequently... without propper protection you're going to catch a virus."
"What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little."
"New Irish sport A new sport is sweeping Ireland. Apparently everyone gathers round and watches a scruffily dressed man lazing about. It's called ""Tramp-o-leaning""."
"Why are there no joke about Jonestown? The punchlines are too long."
"Donald Trump & Mexican Are At Bar On The Boarder Mexican Grill"
"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years."
"I'm getting worried about the amount of violence in modern society. I went to a pet shop and asked the man behind the counter ""Do you have fat balls? He punched me on the nose."
"I eat a lot of swordfish. I like to be ready in case there's a food fight."
"Velcro. What a rip-off."