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Joke of the Day

"(OC) A little joke I just made up... Homeless people never get inside jokes."

"My bra has felt way too tight all day. Sorry I just had to get that off my chest."

"My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him"

"It's a real shame Friday doesn't come as quick as I do"

"Using my toes to pick something up makes it hard to go to church on Sunday."

"What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach? I won't digest yet."

"I hear the new Supreme Court ruling over gay marriage has really got a lot of people butt hurt"

"Interviewer: Why did you apply for this job? Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me."

"What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone."

"Now that the snow/Ice storm on the east coast is over The Center for Global Warming Research will re-open today at 9:00am"