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Joke of the Day

"And on the 7th day God rested, but the children did not rest. So on Monday God made school and He sent the kids and all the people rejoiced."

"They always say to follow your gut, that's why this is my 11th trip to the fridge for another beer."

"Who is Monica Lewinsky's Favorite NFL Football Player? Clinton-Dix"

"What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? One day my prints will come."

"One vampire to the other : "" Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner""!"

"My friend David lost his ID yesterday... We just call him Dav now"

"How many jobs did Speaker Boehner create in the past 4 years as a Speaker? One, when he left."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.. .. he said he couldn't complain."

"Donald trump runs for president"

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."