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Joke of the Day
"My friend David lost his ID yesterday... We just call him Dav now"
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"What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball? I hit that."
"What do you call a drunk Muslim? Hammad. What do you call a really drunk Muslim? Mohammad"
"How do you make a Hindu self destruct? Press the red button"
"How to make your wife take care while driving? Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age."
"So a robot walked into a bar and beat up a man with a bottle... ...he was charged with battery. I'm so sorry."
"I booked some Star Wars impersonators for my son's birthday, but I've just had a phone call saying that their people carrier's broken down. All I know is that they're in a Galaxy far, far away."
"So, there's a chicken and a frog in a library... The chicken shouts: ""Bok!"" The frog replies: ""Reddit!"""
"One thing I want before I die, is to totally not be aware of the moment I die."
"""These fries are too crispy"" - inventor of the microwave"