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Joke of the Day
"My friend David lost his ID yesterday... We just call him Dav now"
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"Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? - He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado"
"My new washing machine plays a tune very similar to an ice cream truck when it's finished. There's no ice cream in there. I checked. Twice."
"How do you know when you're watching too much porn? Your MILF tells you so."
"[Mulder softly whispering ""I want to"" at every exhibit in the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum.]"
"How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue."
"A man gets shot in the foot. As he's driving to the hospital, he gets pulled over for speeding. The cop says to him, ""Someone's got a serious case of leadfoot."""
"What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing he didn't recognize them!"
"Why do Americans spell it as 'color' and not 'colour'? Because fuck u that's why."
"what currency does the sun use? starbucks"