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Joke of the Day
"What's Brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre."
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"What do <school name> cheerleaders and a shotgun have in common? Give them 2 cocks and they'll blow."
"Rihanna's restraining order against Chris Brown says he cannot ""harass or annoy"" her. I want one of those against everyone ever."
"Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Because she kept throwing out all the W's"
"[Racist] Why did Beyonce say ""To the left, to the left"" in her music video? Because niggers don't have rights."
"*walks into Kinko's* YO I NEED A CAT SCAN ""I'm sorry sir, we don't--"" *opens bag & removes a terrified cat* I ONLY NEED ONE COPY. IN COLOR."
"Why do stoners love couches? Because of their 'cush'ions!"
"A bard walks up to a bored leprechaun. How many tunes should the bard play? Fortunes."
"An Irshman leaves a bar."
"I crashed my family's car I've always wanted to see how a Mercedes-Benz."