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Joke of the Day

"$500 worth of condoms and lubricant were stolen overnight from a Sydney sex shop. Police described the thieves as slippery,well covered,hardened criminals."

"They should make supermarket camouflage. So people you know won't see you and want to talk to you."

"I've eaten enough chinese food in my day that my fortune cookies have started to contradict one another"

"Doctor, Doctor, I'm addicted to twitter... Sorry, I don't follow you."

"Someone just suggested that I use Mapquest. I suggested that he use a rotary phone."

"Microsoft just announced French tanks are available in World of Tanks... I'm not sure why I would want to play a game where I could only drive in reverse."

"Microsoft Office Stolen Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word"

"How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting? Sorry, you can't!"

"You all need to stop with the gay jokes. Cum on guys!"

"what do you call a Chinese man with 2 black eyes who lamped chow"