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Joke of the Day
"Most women love it when you play with their hair in public Their husbands not so much"
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"My girlfriend and I have a rocky relationship... Much like Sylvester Stallone, there is a communication problem."
"What do you get when water washes away dirt? a road"
"my cousin's baby is due tomorrow & my grandma keeps checkin her phone for news. waitin for the baby 2 text her like ""im here lol. from baby"""
"Girlfriend pressuring you to have a baby? Set the alarm on her phone to an infant screaming. If that doesn't changer her mind..DUMP HER!"
"ME: You're saying I'm not smart enough for this job? BOSS: Well, yes. ME: [points to computer] Just because I can't use the typewriter TV?"
"Mobius strippers... never show their backside."
"Jokes on you TSA my body is 70% water and I just snuck it onto the plane"
"Did you know that when you meet an Indian you can CHOOSE not to mention slumdog millionaire?"
"Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way."