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Joke of the Day
"Most women love it when you play with their hair in public Their husbands not so much"
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"Why don't Germans like humour? Because it's inefficient!"
"Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs? Not Mariah Carey"
"For such a picky eater, I'm certainly not a picky weight gainer."
"I'm not afraid of the Bermuda triangle or any triangle really. Even played at its most aggressive it's just not a threatening instrument."
"Dad how it feels to have a awesome son? Dad: Ask your grandma."
"""Buttocks! Sexy sexy buttocks! Introduce me to your buttocks! My name is Tony!"" - from my new song, ""Dusk in Vienna"""
"What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison?? Chili CON Carne!"
"What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar? A payday"
"How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh? Tentickles."