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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the antennas that got married? The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"Will I live to see 90? You just did."

"Next time somebody calls your home phone... Say ""Can I call you back? I'm driving."""

"I had friend that died of indigestion Its just not the same now Gav is gone"

"Will we just know how to play the harp in heaven, or do we need to arrange lessons beforehand?"

"This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine."

"What do you call a nose that can see into the future? Nostrildamus"

"i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions"

"I had to fire my tennis doubles partner today. I told him his services were no longer required."

"You know what they say about people with big feet? They exert less ground pressure. Because their penis is so big it acts like a third leg."