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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank"
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"I didn't know my dad was a construction site thief, but... ...when I got home all the signs were there"
"A guy wakes up in hospital after surgery and complains he can't feel his legs ""I know"" said the doctor. ""We had to amputate your arms"""
"Why is it called PMS'ing? Mad cow disease was already taken."
"Sometimes I tell my Then I laugh at them."
"What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun? Urine luck"
"Which insect do asian people eat the most of? Lice"
"Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool? Power tools are found inside the Home Depot."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car? The difference is in a police car all the pricks are on the inside"
"[ Boyfriend walks into the room ] Well, well, well....if it isn't the boy who tried to break up with me in a dream last night."