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Joke of the Day

"The worst thing about living in the city must be cleaning all the dead parkour people out of your chimney."

"What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? Super Bait"

"A man walked into a bar He was knocked unconscious....."

"Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !"

"How can you tell when a politician is lying? His lips are moving."

"Stand Up Comedy Yes, I actually did some stand up comedy, but I didn't like it... every time I would get up on stage to do my routine, all people ever did was laugh at me..."

"The UK is horrified by even the slightest glaze of snowy weather. I ordered a bowl of Frosted Flakes this morning and they closed the roads."

"Alzheimer joke (can't remember if repost)"

"Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can / super speed, giant leap / crawls in your mouth when you're asleep"

"as your casket is lowered into the cold, fresh earth, i lean down to you, my love, and whisper my final word...""unfollowed"""