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Joke of the Day
"What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most? M'Kay"
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"What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre......"
"Did you hear about the preschool kidnapping? He woke up"
"Remember that guy that told us that he had no asshole? I think he's full of shit."
"QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age."
"What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song? ""(1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"""
"They say there are plenty of fish in the sea But until I catch one, I'm stuck here waiting holding my rod."
"LOSER BOOTY CALL... APARTMENT Wow, you have your own apartment? Yeah, it's probably nicer than my room at the Y."
"You can't trust Atoms .. They make up everything"
"What do you call a self proclaimed straight woman? A liar"