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Joke of the Day

"LOSER BOOTY CALL... APARTMENT Wow, you have your own apartment? Yeah, it's probably nicer than my room at the Y."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized."

"My mom told me not to cry wolf, but it was too late.Wolves were pouring out of my tear ducts, filling the kitchen and adjoining living room."

"Just bought a sandwich at the airport so gonna have to put off buying a house for a while."

"I told my therapist what you said and she's gonna call your therapist and you're in big trouble"

"Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound? If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump?"

"What's the difference between a cliche and a trope? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY"

"Did you hear about the black guy that jumped off of the Empire State Building Black lives splatter"

"I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sat next to a crying baby. Apparently that's not allowed if it's yours."