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Joke of the Day

"A Pirate walks into a bar with a paper towl on his head.... Bartender goes ""Hey buddy whats with the paper towl on your head?"" The Pirate replies ""Arrr I got a bounty on me head."""

"I got a resume from a kid with the last name ""Arriola"". I'm bringing him in for an interview solely to make nipple jokes."

"A man and a woman are lying in bed late night... ...and the woman asks her man: ""Honey, do you prefer smart or pretty women?"" and the man responds calmly: ""Neither, baby, I prefer you."""

"What do you call a Russian Lizard? Commie commie commie commie chameleon."

"How do you get dragon pee? Drop your catheter bag."

"Does anyone have experience flipping tables? Im sure i do."

"What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !"

"A guy told me this one in class today.... What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb? A Boston Marathon."

"Saudi Arabia refuses to even consider allowing women to drive ""safety on the road is our first priority"" said the King spokesman in a recent press conference"

"I respect strippers because its really hard to dance by yourself and not look stupid."