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Joke of the Day

"What does a bird say when it wants revenge? Toucan play at that game!"

"What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?! Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit?!"

"Now that big hairy bush is back in style, it needs a good name. I vote on the Sascrotch."

"NO, I will not come get candy from your van, Im not craz.. Oh cookies? Hmm. Double stuff?! You don't say! The white one w/ no windows? Sure!"

"why didn't the alcoholic become a lawyer? because he couldn't pass the bar"

"Do you know why you should never hire a communist employee? Because they only work in theory"

"Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!"

"My favorite short joke. How much cum does a queer have? ... A buttload. I always found this humorous because a lot of people use 'shit load' or 'fuck ton' as units of measure."

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass"

"Q: What do the Starship Enterprise and Toilet tissue have in common? A: They both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons."