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Joke of the Day

"My friend is addicted to drinking brake fluids... but he tells me that he can stop any time."

"Me: Did you use my highlighter? 2-year-old: Me: 2: Me: 2: No. Apparently she's always been neon yellow."

"According to my family tree I'm the sap."

"I wish life had a rewindthe-weekend button."

"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same, once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamall."

"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country!"

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms"

"*looks up pics of spiders on gloogle* nice nice *turns mature content filter OFF* NICE NICE"

"concerned about people posting false lunches. lying about the food they ate on here. fraud meals. please start putting the receipts up"

"What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement? Pounds"