225652
Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse a polish laborer? Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine? When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week."
"Gary Coleman died of multiple aneurysms.... which is kind of like Different Strokes."
"What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl? Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over."
"Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !"
"A priest, rapist, and a child molestor walk into a bar Then he ordered a drink."
"What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents? Roommates"
"ME: Take care of my cat while I'm away? HITMAN: [screwing on silencer] No problem."
"What is the one thing Spiderman can't eat? Uncle Bens rice."
"What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use? AT & AT."