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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy."

"How do you blind an Asian? With dental floss."

"What appears when you ask a genie for a classical composer? A wish Liszt."

"A man walks up to God and asks, ""are you an ass man or a titties man?"" He replies, ""I'm a soul man"""

"What is all this #Brexit going around? When did Bromine decide to leave the periodic table?"

"Did you hear about the lesbian couple who couldn't afford a double-headed dildo? They were having trouble making ends meet"

"The final season of Jersey Shore will feature all your favorite characters - The Situation, Snooki, the Department of Child Services. . ."

"So I've heard there's a heroin epidemic among white teens... I guess they're used to shooting up to solve their problems"

"I hate it when people say ""Oh, I'm a vegetarian except for fish"". Yeah? And I'm a non-smoker except for cigarettes. #WorldVeganDay"

"What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years? Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know."